duke harten's celebrity dead pool

Welcome to the most f***** up bet you'll ever make.

Duke (The Undertaker)

  1. Yoko Ono
  2. Whoopi Goldberg
  3. John Goodman
  4. Judi Dench
  5. Michael Moore
  6. Jessica Walter
  7. Robert Redford
  8. Patrick Stewart
  9. Stephen King
  10. Kathy Bates
  11. Ozzy Osbourne
  12. Keith Richards
  13. Ringo Starr
  14. Dan Rather
  15. Ron Perlman
  16. Jim Carrey
  17. Prince Charles
  18. James Earl Jones
  19. Iggy Pop
  20. Francis Ford Coppola

Coach K 

  1. Wendy, of Wendy's
  2. Bono
  3. Macaulay Culkin
  4. Dalai Lama
  5. Ron Howard
  6. Latoya Jackson
  7. Julia Roberts
  8. Al Pacino
  9. Ryan Seacrest
  10. Jenny McCarthy
  11. Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham)
  12. Kevin James
  13. Richard Simmons
  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger
  15. Paul McCartney
  16. Hugh Hefner*
  17. Kid Rock
  18. Dustin Hoffman
  19. Shirley MacLaine
  20. Will Ferrell

*Coach K pointed out that my phrasing in the rules said "no more than 90 years old," so exactly 90 is allowed.

Alex Mac

  1. Willie Nelson
  2. Billy Joel
  3. Mark McGwire
  4. Christopher Lloyd
  5. Bobby Orr
  6. Gene Hackman
  7. Al Roker
  8. Corey Feldman
  9. Steve Buscemi
  10. John Goodman
  11. Sean Connery
  12. Ian McKellan
  13. Barbara Walters
  14. John Cleese
  15. Penn Jillette
  16. Noam Chomsky
  17. Chuck Norris
  18. Tina Turner
  19. Macaulay Culkin
  20. George Foreman

The Hostile Goose

1) Donald Trump
2) Charlie Sheen
3) Kanye West
4) Rob Kardashian
5) Scott Disick
6) Lindsey Lohan
7) Mary Kate Olsen
8) Elizabeth Olsen
9) Micheal J. Fox
10) Lamar Odom
11) Mischa Barton
12) Justin Bieber
13) Clint Eastwood
14) Michael Douglas
15) Val Kilmer
16) The Weeknd
17) Pam Anderson
18) Stephen Hawking
19) Oscar de la Hoya
20) Sinead O’Connor

The Milkmaid

1. Willie Nelson
2. Hugh Hefner
3. Dick Van Dyke
4. George H Bush
5. George Hamilton
6. Michael Caine
7. Tom Brokaw
8. Jack Welch
9. James Earl Jones
10. Morgan Freeman
11. Cheech Marin
12. Neil Young
13. Jimmy Page
14. Ellen Burstyn
15. Michael Moore
16. Phillip Baker Hall
17. Robert Downey Jr
18. James Lipton
19. Catherine Deneuve
20. Roman Polanski

The Patriarch

1. Hugh Hefner
2. Donald Trump
3. Glen Campbell
4. Queen Eliz (I call her Lizzie)
5. Jim Nabors
6. Cloris Leachman
7. Chuck Berry
8. Keith Richards
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Larry King
11. Charlie Sheen
12. Ozzie Osbourne
13. Vinnie Pazienza
14. Kanye West (please please please….)
15. Courtney Love
16. Ringo
17. Floyd Mayweather
18. Johnny Manziel
19. Bill Clinton
20. Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. (Lil Wayne)